Porn in Bang Bus

hat chick Nautica was amazing! She had one of those thick black chick booties. What an ass on this girl. Jarrod laid that pipe. He put it on that girl. This girl was a nympho man. We met her going into some underground strip club/ swingers bar/ orgy party place. We didn’t actually go in but there are a lot of places like that one in Miami and it’s a great place to meet a freaky girl like Nautica. That girl liked the money but to be honest I think if I would have sweet talked her a bit more she would have done it for free. She was just in it for the sexual good time. For the most part anyway! So speaking about sexual. Sex with this girl was great. She was feeling my boy Blumkin. He hit it man. This girls tits were great too. I felt a bit guilty leaving her on the side of the road. I must say it was a classic. She was bitching because we were smoking in the car and she wanted some fresh air!

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He wasn’t to upset because he fucked one of the hottest porn stars in the industry. So we head out to Hialeah to find some hoochies. We’re excited. We spot this girl on some steps. I give her the old interview routine. It wasn’t working. It works 90% of the time. This girl seemed to be immune. Everything was no no no. I was impressed. Finally, after practically begging her, she gets in. We begin the interview with where are you from. She’s from El Salvador. I immediately tell her that they eat people there and that the country is worthless. So she fires back. Telling me she wasn’t gonna take my shit. Again, I was impressed. Most girls just take the abuse. Needless to say, to get her to have sex with Boomer was a pain. She wouldn’t hear of it. This girl fought for her dignity. She lost! but at least she fought for it which is more that I could say for most. So Boomer hit it!

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Something seemed weird about the whole thing but hey we’re on the bus and were at the Beach so I decided to have a little fun myself. We cruised around for a couple hours talking to random chicks in hopes of getting them in the bus, but let me tell you it’s not as easy as it looks. We finally managed to get this one girl to flash us for two hundred dollars but she dipped before we could have anymore fun with her. We were a little frustrated, so we cruised around for a few more hours trying to see what we can scrounge up out there. After all its Spring Break! Finally when we thought this was going to be a bogus ride we scoped out this blonde bombshell and this chocolate momma walking down the strip. We told them we were two college students shooting a documentary and asked them if they could jump in and talk to us.The plan worked! After a little while, We offered them some money and got them to flash their titties at us. We knew this was it because when it finally came to the moment of truth and after one of them decided this wasn’t her thing and ditched her friend, SEE THE FREE TRAILER NOW!

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Today SoBe female locals and visitors weren’t quite friendly to us. Still trying to figure out why they all had such an attitude towards us. Maybe because the Spring Break was over and every happy individual who got laid during this event went back home and everyone who wasn’t that lucky for whatever reason stayed in Miami all mad and shit. Seems like those were the ones we were trying to talk with. So after I was about to waste my last tape on filming those Miami losers we met a hot Lily. She was looking for an apartment on the beach for some decent price. I told her that it would be a pleasure to help her out and take her on the tour so she could check out her future neighborhood. She was so hot. I offered her a $100 so she could show her undies. She did. Then $200 for showing her boobs. 300$ for mooning. She had no problems doing that either. Well I ended up “spending” an over a GRAND. If you at least have graduated from the elementary school it would be easy for you to calculate what she agreed to do for this amount of money, SEE THE TRAILER!

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