My uncle Ron Jeremy decided to ride out with us on a hunt for some pussy. I mean I learned all my tricks from this guy. He is truly a legend in my eyes. This guy has fucked so many women, I mean in the thousands. He truly is my hero. Anyways so we rode out to Hialeah, and we see this cutie just getting out of the mall, we go up to her and ask her to talk to us, but she wasn’t budgeing. So as I’m listening to Ron, she walks away, so we follow her again out to the parking lot and after some major convincing, and some offering of money, she gets in the van. So I tell her that Ron is like the best massage therapist in all of Miami Dade, and I tell her to try him. He starts to massage her, and the next thing, I know they were all making out in the bus, (There was money involved, I must admit!) and then the next thing I know she’s sucking on his cock, then he licks her pussy, while he’s fingering her, and then they fuck. The fucked for a while. It was great, I mean this girl had no idea who Ron really was. The sex was hot to say the least, SEE THE TRAILER NOW!

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hat chick Nautica was amazing! She had one of those thick black chick booties. What an ass on this girl. Jarrod laid that pipe. He put it on that girl. This girl was a nympho man. We met her going into some underground strip club/ swingers bar/ orgy party place. We didn’t actually go in but there are a lot of places like that one in Miami and it’s a great place to meet a freaky girl like Nautica. That girl liked the money but to be honest I think if I would have sweet talked her a bit more she would have done it for free. She was just in it for the sexual good time. For the most part anyway! So speaking about sexual. Sex with this girl was great. She was feeling my boy Blumkin. He hit it man. This girls tits were great too. I felt a bit guilty leaving her on the side of the road. I must say it was a classic. She was bitching because we were smoking in the car and she wanted some fresh air!

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Anyway so back to P.P. In all seriousness, he’s a trip. I love the kid. He also has a fat penis with a tiny head. One young, innocent, Cuban student found out in what I like to call “A Student for Preston.” It’s a romantic comedy musical. P.P. loves to sing. What I’m trying to say is that he’s gay!!! As gay as the day he made Blownout O Rings Part Five. Enough about that beardless freak! This girl had a bangin little body. Great tits and a plump ass. Hell ya! Preston hit it with great ease. My boy was smooth. He hit that pussy as if it was a man’s anus! HA HA HA HA!!! Al-B and I are laughing our asses off writing this shit. It’s not everyday we get to diss P.P. for the world to see. All right enough fucking around. This was one horny chick. Preston quenched her horniness with some big cock in her mouth and her tight little pussy, ENTER NOW AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER HERE!

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So we got this hot ass porn star on the bus today, her name is Sandra Romain, shes from Eastern Europe. So this chic has the finest sweetest ass I’ve seen in a long time, real big and tight. So we flipped it this week we went on a hunt for a man for her, not for me, despite of what you might think. We picked up this guy Billy, got him to come on the bus to fuck our gorgeous Sandra. Once he got all comfortable, she started to grab on his dick, started undressing him and then just sucking on his cock like a real pro does. I love these girls that aren’t shy, they see the cock and they know what to do. No holds back, this girl was definitely doing the fucking in this episode, SEE THE FREE TRAILER NOW!

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I hand picked Daisy Marie because she is so fine. The girl is a winning combo of face, personality, and most importantly body. What a pair of tits on this broad. Perfect and natural. Her ass is unbelievable as well. This girl fucks like a fox on top of everything else. She is nasty. What a dirty mouth on this little thing. Thinking about it gives me a bit of a chub. Look at me I sound like a school girl with a crush. Anyway, We picked up this fucking slob in a Department store in Hialeah of all places. This guy was a fucking case. He didn’t even know how to play with a pussy. I think he was a virgin or something. Seriously, homeboy hadn’t seen a pussy in a while or ever for that matter. He hit it pretty good though. He was hung (not that I was looking). I’m not gay I swear. HE HE. So Daisy brought a vibrator on the bus so she could play with her clit while the monkey boy we picked up fucked her doggy, SEE THE FREE TRAILER NOW!

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According to Hendrix she cheated on him with not one but two guys. It happened at some party. His boy called him in the middle of the night telling him all this shit. That would be traumatic for anyone I guess. So he decided to do this girl Dirt. What better place to get revenge on your girl than on the bang bus. Million’s of people are going to see this girl fucking, sucking, and then getting ditched on the side of the road. How embarrassing! What’s funny is at first she seemed like a nice girl. Shy and quiet. Then we started talking and the first thing out of her mouth was that she stole Hendrix from one of her best friends. Karma truly is the night stick of justice. So back to this girls hot little body. Her ass bounced real nice as Hendrix hit it from all angles, SEE THE FREE TRAILER!

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He wasn’t to upset because he fucked one of the hottest porn stars in the industry. So we head out to Hialeah to find some hoochies. We’re excited. We spot this girl on some steps. I give her the old interview routine. It wasn’t working. It works 90% of the time. This girl seemed to be immune. Everything was no no no. I was impressed. Finally, after practically begging her, she gets in. We begin the interview with where are you from. She’s from El Salvador. I immediately tell her that they eat people there and that the country is worthless. So she fires back. Telling me she wasn’t gonna take my shit. Again, I was impressed. Most girls just take the abuse. Needless to say, to get her to have sex with Boomer was a pain. She wouldn’t hear of it. This girl fought for her dignity. She lost! but at least she fought for it which is more that I could say for most. So Boomer hit it!

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It happens to be that she was heading towards the Design District to look for work. I offer her a ride, and she quickly said yes. You know most people would say that they don’t get down with nerdy girls. But this girl was really cool. I mean once she got on the bus, it was like we grew up together or something like that. She was jewish like me, she loved all the same video games I loved, and she liked art, and all that shit. Her and Blumpkin ended up hitting it off also. He was full of tattoos, she had some cute star tattos all over her body. So like this girl was really strapped for cash, so I just offered her some money to show us her tits, and when she took them out, I was like in love with this girl. Her tits were these huge big ass jugs, and all natural too. So I offered her like a thousand dollars to fuck Blumpkin, and she took the offer. Surprisingly this nerdy girl was really good at fucking, I mean she was practically jumping on this guys dick. It was fucking great. I wanted to fuck her myself

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She’s a personal friend and one of the hottest porn stars ever. Nick named ,the squirting flower, this girl has a hot moist pussy, a bodacious ass, and a sex hunger that doesn’t quit. Have a mentioned the squirting thing. So we picked up some dumb ass tard at some shopping plaza. This guy was run of the mill if I’ve ever seen it. I gave him the heads up and he hopped aboard. This episode is proof that even the mentally retarded love Flower’s pussy. This guy hit that ass! I suspect he was a virgin. You should have seen this guy’s face when Flower squirted all over his cock and stomach. He looked like a dear in head lights. In the end, he busted a nut on Flowers face, then when he went to piss we left his stupid ass on the side of the road, SEE THE FREE TRAILER NOW!

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Much like we did this crazy ass girl named Samantha. I couldn’t figure this girl out. She claimed she loved to read and teach others yet she had the vocabulary of a seventh grader. After a while I stopped trying to figure her out and went in for the kill. She was like putty in my hands. The girl was money hungry! She gave me some lame student loan story but I suspect the girl never graduated junior high. In reality I think this girl just wanted to get fucked. I don’t really think she even cared about the money that she never got. She was all over Teddy Wanksta from the start. Teddy hit that ass! He tore up as they say. He did good…..for a wanksta! That’s my favorite word of the week if you haven’t noticed by now. This girl Samantha gave great head by the way. Teddy told me it was the best head he had ever gotten. Of course, he was a virgin. After Teddy came all over her face we then concocted a brilliant plan Albert and I, SEE THE FREE TRAILER NOW!

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